Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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