I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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