So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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