Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
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We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
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He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize