Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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