I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
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