i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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