Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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