Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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