Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
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This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
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Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
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