Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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