how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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