VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
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