So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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