My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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