Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
where am i from again
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
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We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
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im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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