Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
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At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
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Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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