Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
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