haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
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