Is it normal to miss your booty call?
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
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I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
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I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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