Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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