Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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