I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
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hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
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I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.