Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
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remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
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It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.