so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
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