Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize
