Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize