quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
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You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
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Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
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