You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Randomize
