Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Holy sore nipples Batman
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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