can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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