Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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