the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
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I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
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I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
dude. I can hear the air.
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