white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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