did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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