so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
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