You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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