Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I think I am morally bankrupt
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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