So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Randomize