I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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