Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
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while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
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The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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