BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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