I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
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You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
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