guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
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I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
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I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
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