its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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