spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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