I didn't shave. On purpose
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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