They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Randomize
