I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
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Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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