i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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