My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
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I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
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I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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