omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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