I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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