You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
How external is "for external use only"?
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I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
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Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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