bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
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On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
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I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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