just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
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Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
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i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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