And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
foreskin is a definite game changer
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Randomize
