I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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