she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
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I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
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A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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