Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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