it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
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Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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